So, let’s strip you of everything you’ve ever thought about dating a short guy and set the record straight. Right. Now.
1. Short Guys Get Busy More
Ladies, who are passing over guys under 5 foot 9, do you know what you’re missing? Well, lots of s*x for starters! A new study published in the Journal of S*xual Medicine looked at the s*x lives of heteros*xual men who have steady female partners and found that the lucky dudes getting it on the most were 25-29, less than 172 lbs — and 5 foot 9 or under. See, size matters. Bow chicka bow wow.
2. Short Guys Are Chock Full Of Confidence
In a world where short guys are often overlooked simply because of their height, they manage to make up for it in confidence. While some may be deemed cocky, in the same vein a woman is considered a “bitch” simply because she knows what she wants, short guys are brewing with security.
In fact, “Napoleon Complex” is actually code for ridiculously ambitious. As we know now, Napoleon wasn’t exactly as short as we thought. (His height was listed incorrectly after his death!) Napoleon was actually average height for the time. Those on the shorter side sometimes feel like they have something to prove, and with that being the case, they totally kill it when it comes to professional success.
3. You’re Suddenly A Supermodel!
Look at all the models in the world. What do the majority of them have in common? Usually they’re taller than the men they date, because, well, that’s just the height card they were handed. You may never have Gisele’s perfect genes, but being a few inches taller than your partner is one step closer to at least kind of, sort of, almost fulfilling those “I’m a model!” dreams.
4. Shorter Dudes Live Longer
It’s science! Dudes that are on the shorter end of the height spectrum live, on average, two years longer than taller men. And, a brand new study of 8,000 men found that it may be related to a gene that’s linked to longevity. Those below 5ft 2in? They actually live the longest.
5. They’re More Committed
Want your relationship to last? Marry a short dude — they’ll go the distance. New researchfrom New York University found that short men are significantly less likely to get divorced than average and tall men. While tall men want to get married earlier, their marriages don’t last like those of short men. When it comes to love, short is long-lasting.
6. You’re Looking At More Fish In The Sea
Breaking news! The average height for men is 5’9″ and NOT 6′. Once you drop that absurd height requirement, you’ll double, and maybe even triple, your chances for love.
7. Height Ceases To Be An Issue When You’re Doing The Horizontal Mambo
When you’re laying down getting it on, who even notices height? In fact, the closer your man is to you in height, the more perfectly things are going to line up. It’s a tricky feat to be 5’1″ and trying to kiss your 6’2″ boyfriend during s*x, but that problem is solved once you indulge in the shorter crop of guys.
8. Kissing On Your Tiptoes Is A Thing Of The Past
Another great thing about dating shorting men is you can say goodbye to kinks in your calf muscles from all that standing on your toes to reach the mouth of your love. Score.
9. Because If You Think Small Stature Depletes Someone’s Awesomeness, You’re A Jerk
Shorter men can be just as hot, charming and killers in the sack as their taller counterparts. If you’re the type who can’t see past height then you’re likely to be missing out on something really great.
10. His Height Doesn’t Actually Matter
It kind of goes without saying, but the parts of a good relationship that are most important have nothing to do with height. So don’t be a jerk; give the shorties out there a chance.