1. Just call me milk; I’ll do your body good.

2. Your body’s name must be Visa; because it’s everywhere I want to be.

3. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

5. Want to play house? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night long.

6. Excuse me; do you have your phone number? I’ve seem to have lost mine.

7. I’m new in town — can I have directions to your house?

8. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays?

9. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

10. Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

11. I can’t find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

12. If you’ll sit on my face I’ll guess your weight.

13. You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby you’re the bomb.

14. If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

15. I think I’d look good on you.

16. You must be named Jelly, because jam doesn’t shake like that.

17. Was your dad a farmer? Because I’m loving those melons.

18. Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

19. Hi, I’m a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?

20. You must be Jamaican, because you’re Jamaican me crazy?

21. You look like a girl who has heard every line in the book. So, how bad is one more going to hurt?

22. Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams?

23. Can I have your number, because I forgot mine

24. Somebody better call God, because He’s missing an angel!

25. Are you busy tonight around 3 AM?

26. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to your mother and thank her.

27. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

28. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

29. I’m new in town. Can you give me the directions to your apartment?

30. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

31. Was your Dad an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on this planet!

32. Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

33. Your eyes are blue like the ocean and right now I’m lost at sea.

34. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kicking!

35. If you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning.

36. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? No? Well, can I at least have a date?

37. Do you have a Band Aid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

38. Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? Some little kid with wings just shot me.

39. I just moved you to the top of my “To Do List.”

40. If you don’t want to have kids with me can we at least practice?

41. Were you arrested earlier? It’s got to be illegal to look that good.

42. I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.

43. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

44. Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

45. I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

46. If beauty were an hour, you’d be a second.

47. Do you know that your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?

48. Got two nipples for a dime?

49. One way or another I’m going to make love to you tonight but I’d rather you be there.

50. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.