So you have a Ghanaian friend or maybe you are in a relationship with a Ghanaian and you really want to piss him/her off? Just try one of these.
1. Step on the Bible
We do not play with our Jesus
2. Root for Nigeria during Ghana-Nigeria football match
Anybody but the ‘Super Chickens’
3. Don’t greet when you enter someone’s house
Just quietly return back to where you came from
4. Eat/serve food and give money with your left hand
Who born dog?
5. Speak Twi to a non-Ashanti
Umm you know not every Ghanaian is a descendant of Asantehene right?
6. Talk bad about Kwame Nkrumah
Thou shall not speak ill of our founding father
7. Praise the NDC government esp. in 2014
We don’t want to hear about them until at least we have power for more than 24 hours
8. Speak the truth
Not sure what went wrong, but we are at loggerheads with truth, people know the exact truth but telling them seems wrong.
9. Fake your accent
Yet, our radio and movies are filled with these noise they call ‘Locally Acquired Foreign Language’