Paris Hilton is the queen of trying too hard. With her, it’s all kind of relative because she’s actually made a career of trying too hard. It isn’t like she’s famous for anything but being this relatively hot chick who makes a bunch of hot faces into the camera. She’s someone that pretended to be a star for so long that she actually became a star. For those of you thinking of trying this routine at home, don’t bother. It only works if you’re incredibly rich, and I assume if you were rich, you would be getting your nails done or buying something, not reading this article. No matter how you slice it, Paris spends a lot of time trying to impress people and look hot, which obviously makes her not impressive and not that hot. See how that works?