7. You have a love-hate relationship with Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back.”
Anytime the media talks about big booties, they somehow always manage to say “baby got back.” It’s very annoying to be comapred to 90s video dancers in spandex.
8. You have to buy your bikini tops and bottoms separately.
That Old Navy bikini bottom will get swallowed.
9. Some men think “but that ass” is a great conversation starter.
I’ve found that responding with “I was thinking the same thing when I saw you,” is a great way to make it awkward enough for him to walk away.