This is the 12 Problems Only Curvy Girls Understand

1. Finding a pair of jeans that fit your butt and your waist feels like winning the lottery.
If it fits your waist, it’s so tight it squeezes your butt cheeks in. If it fits your butt, you have this huge space around your waist, almost like you’re wearing maternity jeans.

2. About 90 percent of your clothes are 80 percent lycra.
Lycra, that stretchy material, is the universe’s gift to you.

3. You won’t ever wear a dress without a faja.
You’d rather let the shape wear your mom bought from back home — that is always two sizes two small — suppress your breathing so you can look like Sofia Vergara.