#9Can You Spell Desperate?
It looks like this used up line is past its due date. Better luck next year!
#8 Grammar Nazi = No Love
Love may be in the air, but a general sense of not being a pretentious prick is not. That commitment to the apostrophe and capitalized “V” is really going to pay off!
#7 Love is Infectious
Finding out that your gf has a yeast infection on Valentine’s day, and DOESN’T CARE has to be one of the worst messages you could get. Ewwww! There are so many things wrong with this. Look at the time. How bad is this infection?!
#6 Pencil Autocorrect
Finally someone that doesn’t overreact to an autocorrect. Well played!
#5 A PayPal Valentine’s Day
PayPal is always there when you can’t find a date. 🙁
#4 The Scent of Love
Some people like the smell of a lover’s colon. Don’t judge.
#2 The Human Valentine
Whoever watched The Human Centipede and thought, “hey that’s romantic” should probably be thrown into the insane asylum, or a Sbarro’s.
Sears is definitely the place to go to find your sweetheart something special, if you can find a Sears.