Worst Texts to Receive on Valentine’s Day

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#9Can You Spell Desperate?

It looks like this used up line is past its due date. Better luck next year!
Worst Texts to Receive on Valentine's Day


#8 Grammar Nazi = No Love

Love may be in the air, but a general sense of not being a pretentious prick is not. That commitment to the apostrophe and capitalized “V” is really going to pay off!
Worst Texts to Receive on Valentine's Day

 

#7 Love is Infectious

Finding out that your gf has a yeast infection on Valentine’s day, and DOESN’T CARE has to be one of the worst messages you could get. Ewwww! There are so many things wrong with this. Look at the time. How bad is this infection?!
Worst Texts to Receive on Valentine's Day

 

#6 Pencil Autocorrect

Finally someone that doesn’t overreact to an autocorrect. Well played!
Worst Texts to Receive on Valentine's Day

 

#5 A PayPal Valentine’s Day

PayPal is always there when you can’t find a date. 🙁
Worst Texts to Receive on Valentine's Day

 

#4 The Scent of Love

Some people like the smell of a lover’s colon. Don’t judge.
Worst Texts to Receive on Valentine's Day

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Worst Texts to Receive on Valentine's Day

#2 The Human Valentine

Whoever watched The Human Centipede and thought, “hey that’s romantic” should probably be thrown into the insane asylum, or a Sbarro’s.
Worst Texts to Receive on Valentine's Day

#1 Sears

Sears is definitely the place to go to find your sweetheart something special, if you can find a Sears.
Worst Texts to Receive on Valentine's Day

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