5. Hand-washing it and feeling like, “There is no way putting it in my bathroom sink for 30 seconds cleaned this thing.” Hand-washing is a joke.
6. Strapless bras, LOL. If I started listing all the ways that strapless bras fail every woman over an A cup, I’d be here all day.
7. Feeling your boobs sweating in your bra and being powerless to stop it. And then later taking it off and seeing the little sweat patches that might not ever come out in the wash. Ugh. No.
8. The dumb straps that are always falling or showing or too tight or twisted or just generally never doing what they’re supposed to do. Seriously, how have we not solved this problem yet?!